In a recent episode of Numbers Don’t Lie, the hosts dug into some jaw-dropping stats from the world of football – penalty saves, goal records, and a rare team performance that’s never happened before in men’s football. These are the stories that make you pause and say, “Wait – that really happened?” Let’s break down the best moments.
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Caoimhin Kelleher – The Penalty King
Liverpool and Ireland’s own Caoimhin Kelleher is quickly earning a reputation as the world’s best penalty stopper.
In his senior career, he’s saved six of the 11 penalties faced — an incredible record by any standard.
And these weren’t just average opponents. We’re talking about Cristiano Ronaldo, Bruno Fernandes, and Kylian Mbappé – three of football’s biggest names who all failed to score from the spot against him.
As the hosts put it, Kelleher has gone from a “background dancer” to the main attraction. Patiently waiting for his moment, he’s now proving that Ireland’s next goalkeeping icon may already be here. Some even suggested he could surpass Shay Given if he keeps up this trajectory.
Erling Haaland Keeps Raising the Bar
It’s no Numbers Don’t Lie episode without Erling Haaland rewriting another record.
This time, the Manchester City striker scored three goals from just six shots — a reminder of how frighteningly efficient he is in front of goal.
The conversation turned to the global striker debate: Haaland or Harry Kane?
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If your currency is pure goals, Haaland remains the benchmark. But for all-around play and link-up quality, Kane’s name still deserves a mention. Either way, both continue to define what it means to be a modern number nine.
Memphis Depay Joins the Legends
Another headline moment came from Memphis Depay, who recently became his national team’s all-time top scorer with 54 goals.
He now sits above names like Johan Cruyff, Ruud van Nistelrooy, Patrick Kluivert, and Arjen Robben — not bad company.
Depay isn’t just scoring; he’s also leading in assists, showing how much he’s evolved as a complete attacker. From his early PSV days to his current leadership role, Memphis is proving that individuality and consistency can go hand in hand.
Austria Make Sofascore History
And finally, a stat for the record books: during Austria’s 10–0 win over San Marino, every single outfield starter registered either a goal or an assist.
According to Sofascore’s database of more than 8 million matches, this is the first time such a thing has ever happened in men’s football.
It’s a perfect showcase of team football at its best, where every player contributed and every touch mattered.
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